Sex Killed these famous People

In recent news, a woman with 40 LL sized b*****s almost (accidentally) killed her husband during sex (using her b*****s): http://ow.ly/1y2d9 . In light of this (the husband is fine), we've found the 11 most notable examples of people unexpectedly dying during or because of sex in some way shape or form. The first two are Popes (condensed into one item, for your convenience)!

1. The Pope(s)

   

   Not one, but TWO Popes have died in delicato flagranto morto (Latin for "caught dead with your pants down"). We didn't want to cheat you into a redundant list, so we've condensed all the sex-related deaths died by a Pope into one item!
   
   1. Pope John XII (955-64) was getting his nub rubbed when an irate husband murdered him out of jealousy.
   
   2. Pope Paul II (1467-71) allegedly died while being sodomized by a page boy. The Pope had it hard back then, not having the resources to delegate his work out to lower Priests. Too soon?
   
   These two popes paved the way for two other casanovas of the same names who would eventually join a rock 'n' roll supergroup and revolutionize music as we know it.

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3. 2 Felix Faure

   

   French President Felix Faure went down while getting his twig and berries harvested. While the official cause of death was "a stroke" the actual cause of death was a little more juicy (please God, no pun intended).
   
   Faure suddenly died from apoplexy when engaging in extramarital sexual activities with his young office assistant.
   
   The poor lady is said to have gotten so scared over the event that she got lockjaw and had to be removed from the president's member via crowbar/surgery.
   
   Clinton doesn't know how good he had it.

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4. 3 Attila The Hun

   With 7 wives quite literally under his belt, it should come as no surprise that Attila the Hun liked it a bit rough.
   
   "The Hunster", as he was known by his close bros, retired after a night of tiresome raping and pillaging only to have it dished back to him by his equally well-built and roughplay-loving lovepartner.
   
   He was found dead from a palm-to-nose job. That's right, she probably punched him in the face. He suffered from a severe nosebleed from this brutal hit he took and then choked to death.

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6. 4 Nelson Rockefeller

   The Vice-President under Ford (he beat out George H.W. Bush) was found dead after giving some dicktation to an aide, Megan Marshack. He suffered from a heart attack during intercourse with his mistress.
   
   Due to her anxiety about the consequences of the press and political reasons, Megan failed to call the ambulance until an hour later. When the ambulance found him, he was barely alive.
   
   There was an immediate "Weekend At Bernie's"-style put-into-place, and then he was found dressed (and dead) on his desk.
   
   In this clip at the 1960 RNC, he tried to get folks to repudiate the right wing... cuz you know ... they spoil all the fun.
   

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7. 5 Errol Flynn

   With all of his daring do, the this swashbuclker's buckle finally got swashed. After a week long bender in 1959, Errol retired to the back bedroom of his yacht to cut another notch into his saber.
   
   The original "Man In Tights" was found dead within a half an hour, suffering from a heart attack. While a cover up ensued, and there is still wide debate over whether he actually died DURING sex, his legend lives on forever.

8. Bob Crane

   Bob Crane didn't die during sex but because of it; A LOT of sex. HE was found bludgeoned to death by a tri-pod in a Scottsdale, AZ condo.
   
   What was discovered was a stash of of personal sex pics and videos the internet would covet. Several pages and a few carefully cataloged videos were removed. The theory is that he slept with the wrong woman and was whacked... and not in the fun way, but The Sopranos way. A murderer was never convicted.

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10. 7 David Carradine

    If you are like most people you responded to the news of David Carradine, found dead and nude in Bangkok, Thailand with
    "I loved him, but at least he died happy."
    
    The "Kung-Fu" and "Kill Bill" star was found with a rope tied to his neck, wrist and genitals, hung in his hotel room closet.
    
    While at first suicide was suspected, two autopsies concluded that autoerotic asphyxiation, or "accidental asphyxiation" was the lovemaking culprit in this epic end to a Hollywood legend.

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11. 8 Michael Hutchence

    The INXS frontman was found, alone, Shaboo Shabad in his apartment in Australia, hanging by his neck. A rope was bound around Michael's neck and genitals, while his hands were tied behind his back. Though originally the coroner reported the death was a result of suicide due to severe depression, the actual cause of death was actually autoerotic asphyxiation, also known as the "double hang". No word on whether or not the devil inside came out. INXS reference? Anyone?... Moving on.

    Lass: "Wasn't rope it was his belt and he was on ......

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13. 9 Kristian Digby

    Just last month, BBC host Kristian Digby joined the ranks of Hutchense and Carradine. He died solo, but with a twist, rather than using the standard rope of his predecessors, he used a plastic bag and a belt. Note: Condoms are not for your head.

    Calum Knott: "what possible basis do you have for how he......

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14. 10 John Garfield

    

    John Garfield, star of "The Postman Rings Twice" and "Body and Soul" had hit a rough patch. After a year of being nailed by Congress for denying he had knowledge of the Commies, he took on an little extra pink of his own, actress Iris Whitney.
    
    While undergoing a perjury rap by the House of UnAmerican Activities, he was found dead in her bed.
    
    Diagnosed with heart problems, he wasn't feeling well one night when Iris put him to bed and she found him dead the next morning as a result of a heart attack. Garfield was only 39.